Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
Oh look! It’s Wonder Woman! And she’s wearing Wonder Woman clothes. Except they’re armored. So they’ll protect her in a fight. And she doesn’t have her breasts out. Or her midriff. And she’s not twisting her spine to show her ass. In fact she looks incredibly badass.
And here DC had me thinking such a thing was just artistically impossible.
if you call a girl barbecute chances are she’ll be your grillfriend
I said this to mt friend who is cuting my haie right now and she said she wouldn’t date me but she would marry me
reuploaded since I accidentally deleted the post
Day 7. A favorite fire type:Growlithe
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